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lol

People that have bad spelling grammer or just lazy to say laughing out loud duh
Lol he was lol that pic tho
by bad grammer hater December 12, 2015
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lol sry CERN

To accidentally steal equippment from CERN; To steal LHC, LHCb, ALICE, ATLAS, CMS, SPS or any compartment of CERN or the Large Hadron Collider
"lol sry cern i stole LHCb again"
by sd-n February 16, 2025
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LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.
After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"
by gijomama November 20, 2013
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lol, not exactly

in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.
boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?

boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
by Sexydimma May 23, 2012
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LoL

Løyälty óvã Lōvè
The minute you start showing love everyone realizes they gained yo trust so they slowly show you less loyalty. Loyalty is maturity, løyälty is standing by someone even when you aren't getting along, loyalty is something people show you at their best bec they didn't forget wat you did for them when they was at their worse. Real loyalty is real love.
Tony:I know you tricking bitch don't lie to me about it
Any girl I talk to:No idea wat ur talking bout (in their head-I JUS WANT HIM TO YELL AT ME FOR IT SO I KNO HE CARES)
Tony:LoL, better come back wit a fee nd some honesty IK you thinking bout how the blocks slow nd trying to make sure the bills paid wen I can't.

If she loyal she'll be honest with you about it thas real loyalty, thas real maturity, thas real love cuz she trying to make money for you wen she knows you can't nomore cuz of all the shit y'all been through or have done for her
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(Lol)

When you want to laugh at something but it's not appropriate for the situation.
Pete: dude my grandmother died
Bob: bro I'm so sorry how
Pete: she got hit by a fire truck
Bob: (lol)
Pete: i know it's so funny
by Bkrauss April 9, 2017
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