A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.
by Randomguy here lol May 7, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay
by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018
Get the jacob lassiter mug.Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018
Get the Jacobitis mug.An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.
Literally the perfect male.
They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.
If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.
Literally the perfect male.
They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.
If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Person: "Who are you dating?"
Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
by happy-oot April 8, 2018
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Get the Jacob ray berry mug.tall. oklahomian. he's pretty cool and can be shy. he is in an experience tal stage whether he know sit or not. he is studying the female and flirting with the dark side. Jacob thionnet is also a balllller since he's 6'3". he loves three in life. those three things are his Oklahoma sweatshirt, dr. pepper, and basketball. Jacob thionnet is cool to talk to and can be sassy. but he doesn't know it haha! Jacob thionnet is $waggy.
woah! did you see the okla... oklahom... no.... wait it's not Oklahoma... it's ..... Jacob thionnet!!! ball out!!!
by Super swagalicious June 7, 2016
Get the jacob thionnet mug.the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."
"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"
*dies*
"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"
*dies*
by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016
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