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Kinky Shoe

A kinky person, that identifies as a skechers shoe
"YoU're sucH a KInKy shOE"

"uR kINky fOr eVeythiNg"

"ANd u gEt hIt wiTh a shOe"
by STAN BLACKPINK November 23, 2021
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Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!
person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021
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1 2 buckle my shoe...

A dance and song popularised by tik tok, a person might sing it if they see someone with silly shoes.
Friend 1: Did you see king Charles coronation.
Friend 2:Ye bro, he really had that 1 2 buckle my shoe...
by albinoob09 May 17, 2023
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Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
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New Shoe Syndrome

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.

The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.

The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"

Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"

Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
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bozo clown shoes

Someone who fights alongside every trendy social media issue, but only shares memes for social clout and doesn’t actually do anything.
That bozo clown shoes is calling me racist for not sharing #BLM memes
by Mr sparkle March 6, 2023
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national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.
“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s
by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023
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