Ring culture

A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).

In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
by Original Orangutans March 28, 2023
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Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing
by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023
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three ring circus

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!
by bacodetaco January 24, 2024
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knows ring

Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
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Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??
by Alex phoenix February 07, 2024
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Ring-Around-The-Rosy

Verb.
Two people going back and forth trading a cigarette and a joint.
Does anyone have a cigarette? Me and tristan wanna ring-around-the-rosy, but i only brought a joint.
by green_porpoise May 08, 2025
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Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...
by batfucker69 October 18, 2023
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