Freddie Shower

When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.

Lewis: ‘What is taking you so long?’
Freddie: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a Freddie Shower’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

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Freddie

Fatest guy ever trust.

Ugh that guys such a Freddie

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Freddy Cheeseballs

Child pred

That gym teacher is definitely a Freddy cheeseballs

by Poeoele November 13, 2025

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The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

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Freddy

Freddy is the boy you fall for when your young the one you never forget . Hazel eyes that glitter in the sun and and melt your heart. He’s the one that got away but you never stop loving and hope he comes back everyday. He’s the one that’s always there allways smiling. Freddy’s short blond hair ruffles in the wind and his smile unlocks somthing in you. You left Freddy one day but know he will get back to you. Freddy is your sparkle princess and short king who allways gives the best and most thoughtful gifts. Freddy loves cars but not more then he loved you. Freddy jokes about the way you spell “juts” but really it makes him laugh. Freddy is the one who never judges you for forgetting. Freddy is the only one you will ever truly love.

I love my Freddy

by Missyouevery_day November 21, 2025

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