Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.

Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

by Nuggette January 10, 2018

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

Corn forest

A hairy asshole

I want to fuck her corn forest

by Johnny Fab September 12, 2017

Corn doged

Defintion of corn deged is being needed in the right or left lower cheek or between then

Pr.1 yo i just corn doged that kid hes totaly crying

by ryajdv162341 September 23, 2017

corn-loading

Eating large amounts of corn in order to smuggle it for distilling purposes.

I dont have room for burgers, I've got to save room for corn-loading.

by Kayem October 1, 2017

CORNED

To get totally wasted on American Corn Tradition (Vodka)

1.Fabian is so corned right now! He can't even stand straight
2.Man , I'm getting corned tonight

by ThinkingEmoji2000000 October 13, 2017