chip guppie

A wannabe machinist whose intelligence level is low whilst attracted to those of the same nature

Look at the new person. What a chip guppie.

by MastaOfDisasta88 July 27, 2023

chips

Abbreviation for "chapped lips".

Look at that girl over there with the chips.

by Liv and Lil September 18, 2018

Chips

too easy

“ eyo bro how was the exam ? “
“ chips mate “

by Lethusss November 22, 2021

Carter Chip

A chip so godly that it can't be explained.

An unstoppable chip often taken near the corner line of the box that has the keepers life and is gauranteed to go in if taken by the footballing legend Dylan Carter.

"Going to do a Carter Chip"- person 1
"Go for it, no one's stopping that"- person 2

by WildWillez June 20, 2022

Whistling choc chips

To follow through with a fart and soil yourself

“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

Daddy blue chip

When a man is so sexy/hot that you are willing to risk it all for him

Oh my God Jessica, Daniel is definitely Daddy Blue Chip!!! He is so sexy!!!

by DanielSun123 January 18, 2018

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024