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captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009
mugGet the captain guidomug.

Captain Sperm

A name for a person who contributes or produces too much sperm from gooning to femboys
by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025
mugGet the Captain Spermmug.

Captain Crunch

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021
mugGet the Captain Crunchmug.

captain stupid

What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.
mugGet the captain stupidmug.

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
mugGet the Road Captain's Favourmug.

assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.
by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014
mugGet the assistant captainmug.

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
mugGet the Captain Crunchmug.

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