august

if you were born on this month your dad failed no nut november

person 1: you know ‘hake’ was born in ‘august’.
person 2: oof that means his dad failed no nut november

by Your very good friend;) December 11, 2019

August

If your born in this month your dad failed no nut November.

Random: hey weren’t you born in august?
Someone: ya why?
Random: your parents failed no nut November.

by CLCLOVER November 10, 2021

August

Most likely a non binary fella. They have amazing hair and a very gender nose. They’re either super spontaneous or horrendously shy there’s no in between. And they’re probably in love with one of their bestfriends.

“Hey did you see August today?”

“Yeah their hair looked so hot and they got all the bitches”

by augsmented November 23, 2021

13 August

The most unlucky person in the world

A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die

by WaWAWorld April 10, 2022

August 20th

August 20th

On august 20th finger your best friend day .

Hey it’s August 20th !

It’s finger your best friend day .

It won’t be weird

by Stranger401 August 18, 2022

August 11

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs

Hey, it's August 11, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.

by arkturustgg August 9, 2023

August 8

If you were born on August 8 you are simply the absolute GOAT.

Person 1: Yo what day were you born?
Person 2: August 8th, why?
Person 1: Damn bro you were born on August 8th? I’m suddenly madly in love with you!

by notlavy August 7, 2022