April 1st

If you birth is on this day you adopted. Think about if your parents say "your birthday is today" on april 1st they are pranking you.

Dad: Your birthday is today, April 1st
You: Really?!
Dad: Ya its today is the day my girlfriend, your mom, went into labor with my kid.... APRIL FOOLS
You: Wait so your girlfriend didn't go into labor on april 1st?
Dad: My girlfriend did but not your mom >;)

by Becky said stop March 31, 2020

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 05, 2021

April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

April 5

April 5 is is national roachs day made by your truly <3

April 5 is a day where we celebrate people who are considered roaches just for fun .

by irmroachs April 06, 2022

April 15

Ask everyone on ur snap chat best friends list even if there a guy or a girl after they answer send them this

Hey wanna date sike I lied on April 15

by Gerald Henderson April 16, 2021

April 15

National suck yuh mada day
National suck yuh mada day is a day where you tell people to go and suck dem mada, despite if your scared just go for it and tell someone to suck dem mada

Yow its april 15, guh suck yuh mada battybyow

by Fatskull April 15, 2019

April Fools

When people decide to "prank" you and then say april fools afterwards.

person: omg!11 i hat u
other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-

by go away please and thank you April 08, 2019