59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute

Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?

by JakeEC August 21, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

60 second rule

The amount of time it takes a guy after seeing his girls nudes, to become all the way 100% down for her

Joes experiencing the 60 second rule right now if you know what I mean.

by B0bb0 October 23, 2017

sesterple-second-cousin

Sesterple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.

My sesterple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Second Course Addict

A guy who always goes after his best buddies exes.

Guy: Kelly just broke up with me.
Guy2: Aww dude, im sorry. Watch out for Chris, he's a total Second Course Addict.
Guy: He wouldn't do that to me, Im his best bud.
Guy2: I used to be his best bud too, til he did it to me and my entire group of friends.

by concierned citizen October 11, 2009

make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014