A big cocked guy, loves thick bitches, his friends think he’s gay but he actually is a sucker for Latina bitches. He has fat nuts, fat enough to be impressive but not big enough to make you think “hm, does he have testicular cancer?” And his dick is exactly 4.3 inches erect which is actually huge if you think about it so HAH on jah
Person: “that dude has a small dick”
Guy that knows Jackson: “nah man he has a larger than life dick!”
Guy that knows Jackson: “nah man he has a larger than life dick!”
by Battlefront2lover1234 June 19, 2022
Get the Jacksonmug. by colson baker September 27, 2022
Get the jackson blairmug. A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.
My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. one of the sweetest and most respectful people you will ever meet. he will always be there for you and love you unconditionally and know how to make you smile. hes known for giving the best compliments and making you feel special. hes a tall and funny guy with the best personality who just knows how to light up the room. he has many friends and is smart even though he doesn't always show it in school. his emotions and feelings may be hidden sometimes which can make him confusing at times but overall if you meet a jackson never let him go as he is one of the best people you will ever meet.
hey do you know jackson?
you mean the best guy ever! yes of course i know him, and im so glad i do. i love him so much!
you mean the best guy ever! yes of course i know him, and im so glad i do. i love him so much!
by jjmaybankswife317 May 22, 2023
Get the jacksonmug. Some heavy good guy way specks and purple hair absolute weapon so don’t try nothing with him or he will slash your windows and tan your tyres he is also a banging looking lad way a heavy good sense of humour and good style
Girl 1-see jackson he is banning
Girl 2-I know look at him
Xander-he Is heavy banning
Jackson-what you saying xander I will do u cause I am an absolute weapon
Girl 2-I know look at him
Xander-he Is heavy banning
Jackson-what you saying xander I will do u cause I am an absolute weapon
by Mad lad January 18, 2019
Get the Jacksonmug. Jackson is very nice and a very sweet person. They are kinda depressed and say they have no friends. If they say they have no friends say "Shut the fuck up!" and yeah. They can be assholes to but other than that he is very nice (WARNING! DO NOT date."
by dogiiiiiiiiiie January 6, 2022
Get the Jacksonmug. Jackson "FatBoy" Smith is the fattest man alive, pure fat, no muscle. Everyone mistakes Jackson "FatBoy" Smith for corben because of how large he is. Every step he takes, you'll feel it all the way in europe, and people wonder why there is so many avalanches, but now we know who makes them.
Holy shit theres a earthquake, avalanche, buildings are all collIapsing at the same time, its a Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith!
by JJWHGHYUIOLKMNBGVFTGYUIK March 28, 2023
Get the Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smithmug.