toilet bitch

n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)
When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH
by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021
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IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022
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Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.
"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."
by Diana Clark February 27, 2014
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Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.
by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023
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toilet washer

A toilet washer is an 8th grader
"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "
by Whale niggers 😂 September 09, 2017
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Toilet Gravy

Diarrhea of the consistency of a nice thick beef gravy.
After Laura eats her poblanos & beef enchiladas, she's going to make a big batch of toilet gravy.
by MrRowdyMan December 01, 2020
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disco toilet

when you eat a bag of skittles and splash the toilet bowl with multi-coloured diarrhoea
She was so wasted last night, I heard she danced in the disco toilet if you get my drift
by splob February 23, 2022
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