Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.

"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"

by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022

Captain cap

The captain of all caps usually capping on a captain ship while wearing caps

Aye imma sell my gli ,bro u captain cap

by Troller32 February 8, 2021

Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013

Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.

im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.

by That one taco June 18, 2016

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

by africanman69 December 26, 2020

Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 October 9, 2015