Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward
Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 19, 2019
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captain squiral

lover boy called shaeden who has a huge penus and also loves a girl called grace. Mostly seen smokeing bud in his liveing room with his mates. He tryed to ride a scooter back in the day but he was apsolupe shite at it. Sometimes i feel bad for him as his dad is the most wanted in blackpool
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by dobby1234 October 04, 2023
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Captain goggles

Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.
by NotHaggard September 20, 2018
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CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
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Captain nickolai

Captain nickolai is what you would call someone that is bald
by Naq enthusiast April 06, 2022
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Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor
by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
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