by Str8offDATteet January 16, 2018
Get the canadian trumpetmug. Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast
Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
by Tarvish June 12, 2020
Get the Canadian Breakfastmug. When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.
Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?
by bmf85 December 6, 2022
Get the Canadian Shooting Rangemug. The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.
New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!
(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
by Poon slayer69 March 30, 2015
Get the canadian nookiemug. 
The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.
by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024
Get the canadian crunchmug.