by Silosylum August 18, 2023

fuckbucketmoronidiotmercyneeds helpshoe shopping
He is such a complete fuck bucket, why would you care what he says? OR Silly little fuck bucket has no idea what is really happening..OR He is so consumed with his online spank bank the sweet little fuckbucket does not even know what is happening in his office...OR fuck that little fuckbucket he deserves it the little workslit.
To my english teacher: great news! Its a compound noun. I can use it as a verb which would make it a gerund: Dont fuck bucket me you little work slit.
Take that !
To my english teacher: great news! Its a compound noun. I can use it as a verb which would make it a gerund: Dont fuck bucket me you little work slit.
Take that !
by Proof of troof YO September 4, 2018

by …….@.@.@… September 17, 2021

julie:"girl i was talkin to mike then i found out he was a bucket."
shanon:"really? he always matched with the fresh kicks. i thought he was ballin."
julie:"i did too, but then i saw his car, and when he wore the same clothes the next week, he's a bucket."
julie and shanon:"UNDERCOVER BUCKET!"
shanon:"really? he always matched with the fresh kicks. i thought he was ballin."
julie:"i did too, but then i saw his car, and when he wore the same clothes the next week, he's a bucket."
julie and shanon:"UNDERCOVER BUCKET!"
by litwiinka January 10, 2008

The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.
by Scamp22 July 2, 2025

A rapist children's toy that was designed to have children put balls in it so it could spit them back out. Released by Milton Bradley in 1990. It claims to be a motorized bucket toy but who knows what its real motive it.
by Thedanksovier October 31, 2020

A person whose bulk of their Instagram following is just thirst trap accounts. You can find them liking all of their pictures as well. They follow you and sometimes just immediately DM you. You check to see if you guys follow the same people, and it’s like you ordered just breasts and thighs at KFC.
There is not necessarily something wrong with a thirst bucket, though usually desperate.
But, be warned, they most likely DMed about half of their thirst trap accounts before getting to you.
There is not necessarily something wrong with a thirst bucket, though usually desperate.
But, be warned, they most likely DMed about half of their thirst trap accounts before getting to you.
“Some random dude DMed me on insta the other day. Within five seconds of looking at his page… I knew he was a thirst bucket.”
by someone trying their best October 28, 2023
