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Window Cutie

Jovesa and Briana's Relationship
"whats going on with Window Cuties relatinship"
"i am a but confussed"

"same tbh"
by The cheeky chic June 5, 2019
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Windows Vista

Innocent OS that is targetted by MacShitass users. Go see Windows ME, also yall forgot that RTM was the bad one and not SP2? It's the fucking hardware not the OS. Get a life and touch grass Mashitosh users y'all definitely have no brain and a dad
Macshitass user: wInDoWs vIsTa iS wOrSt oS!1!1!1
Linux fanboy: yEs!1!1 lInUx iS bEsT!1!1
Macshitass user: nOoOoOoOo mAcOs iS gUuuuuuuuud!1!1!1!1! yOuR hAcKeR oS iS tRaSh!1!1
Linux fanboy: fAk yOu WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!1
by WindowsServer2003YT May 24, 2023
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Window Shopping

A term used in baseball to describe a player that strikes out looking (doesn't swing).
"Here's the pitch.....Strike three! Harper gets caught window shopping on the low fastball to end the inning."
by TheInterestingMan June 12, 2017
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Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.
I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!
by docebo June 9, 2019
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Window Shopping

The act of looking at and/or flirting with girls while currently in a relationship. This act is not to be considered cheating.
"Chill out babe I'm not cheating I'm just window shopping"
by Cunt-fucker9000 January 24, 2020
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Windows Me

A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.

During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.

It ended support on July 11, 2006.

at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX

Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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window snake

A window snakr is a peeping tom with his cock on the window sill
by Spitting anaconda April 14, 2017
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