Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.

Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.

by Jelainesters December 12, 2021

Salty Dog

When you shoot and the dog licks it up!

‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’

It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog

by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021

Salty

Salty = being outspoken or rude

He is a very SALTY person.

I like a lady who is a little SALTY.

by Pink Cinnamon February 8, 2022

salty 6

Defined as. Dude last night I was fucking my chick and then she wanted to 69 but I already come in her and I didn’t want to do a salty 6

Salty 6: The act of doing a 69 after you’ve come inside of her the 6 is salty

by Salty 6 March 6, 2022

Salty Beaver

Having a salty beaver is referring to females having salty pussy lips or in the male version salty beaver references a male having a salty penis tip

That girl had a salty beaver shit was nasty

That guy’s beaver was salty

by Salty beaver March 17, 2022

Salty’d

Usually when you find a crackhead looking intermodal driver named Robert he will start a sentence with just so you know or it wasn’t me usually you just got screwed on something.

Well I pulled into the yard to get a trailer and just got salty’d with a flat tire.

by Hillrod March 30, 2022

Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.

I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.

by Juanaconda May 31, 2022