Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

SPADed

The act of a train passing a red signal without permission. Stands for Signal Passed At Danger.

Dave is such a moron, he hasn't been allowed near our engines since he SPADed last week.

by TayBoop December 27, 2023

Spider Lily

A flower that's (not) very edible.

Person 1: “Hey, dude. You should go try a Spider lily! They taste amazing!”

Person 2: “I’ve ordered a few, do you know when during their life cycle I should eat them?”

Person 1: “Any time.”

by Killing Myself On My IG live January 14, 2024

Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.

"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."

by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024

Spider-Thyst

it’s the Y in spyder :3 made this for my friend :0

spyder-thyst
"WHO THE ---- IS SPIDER-THYST! The only "spider-thyst" i know is earth-2900's Spyder-Thyst"

by S0phie :3 January 18, 2024

Spider

An Australian drink, commonly with either coke or creaming soda, and vanilla ice-cream. You fill a cup 3/4 the way up with the soft drink, and then you put the rest with ice cream.

Oh, I'm feeling special today, I might have a spider to cool off and relax, let's treat myself shall I?

by Aussie smartass November 15, 2023

Spadeson

A subvariant of Cobson who is a slut for BBC.

Nate: spadeson WABAG
Suba: spadeson's 'cordstone doe

by Ivan Kuznetsov November 17, 2023