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Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.
1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!
by My sexual identity is KM/S October 22, 2018
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I second that emotion

"I agree with you on that subject."

Derived directly from a song by the same name performed by the Temptations, and frequently played on oldies radio stations in the United States. Usage is generally considered bad form, as typically it's anything except an emotion that the person is agreeing with.
When I told Clyde that the best thing for the cash was to be placed overnight in the safe, he said "I second that emotion". I promptly beat him over the head with a stack of one dollar bills.
by Dennis The Tiger May 3, 2005
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Second Hand Sex

A Street Punk/Ska band from Cincinnati, Ohio/Northern Kentucky. They typically have a very aggressive audience and a very angry style. They definitely fit the description of Punk Rock. Their faced paced guitar riffs, ska upstrokes, complex bass lines, and very fast drumming make them a truly unique addition to the punk scene.
Second Hand Sex
Jesus Died Crucified, The Military Doesn't Belive In Saftey Triggers, You're So Fake, California, Our Generation.
by ScreechingWeaselKicksAshTrays December 21, 2008
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ten-second-tom

When a guy gets so excited that he barely gets her shirt off before and blows his load, usually acompanied by the excuse "meh, it's been a while".

Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.
Last night was horrible. He started feeling me up and this wet spot formed in his pants and he ran for the bathroom. He was such a ten-second-tom.
by Janie_May October 30, 2006
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second knuckle deep

When a person inserts the finger into the caboose till the second knuckle is hidden by the rim.
Chris goes second knuckle deep while wiping his ass, not on accident.
by bigdaddyln June 10, 2008
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Second Face

1. n. an averagely endowed person; someone having the average/normal-sized penis

2. -ed adj. the state of having a penis of average size.
1. mary: How was your first time with Alex?
Sally: It was nice. It wasn't scary or disappointing. Luckily, he's a Second Face.

2. Shelly is obsessed with that Second Faced boy...
by MahBFiz1stFace October 16, 2008
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5 second rule

A unspoken rule where if any sort of food falls to the ground, if you pick it back up in 5 seconds or less it is still okay to eat.
Oh no i dropped a skittle, its only been 3 seconds, its still good.
by Nathan Charette July 10, 2004
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