Road Dog

Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.

Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!

Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!

by chimichimichimichanga December 19, 2022

old town road remix

something that lil nas x will keep on releasing till the year 2050

lol nope old town road remix ain´t getting defined

by fuckwhoeverisnotmyrealname July 15, 2019

road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.

Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.

by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023

Road dump

When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit

Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump

by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022

All roads lead to looks

"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take

"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks

It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face

It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general

In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"

"Little did he know, his fate was written. All roads lead to looks."

by CorporalCorpses June 30, 2024

straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

road slim

A friend that you like to drive with or be on the road with.

"I'm going with my road slim to the store."

by Bronco Billy March 10, 2016