September 5th
On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.
Dude 2: What does that mean?
Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!
Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.
*unfollows all thots*
Dude 2: What does that mean?
Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!
Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.
*unfollows all thots*
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