Live is an amazing donkey with the greatest left little toe, the name Live bears a curse caused by the original Live being birthed during the first crusade of Addexioland, resulting in all babies named Live instantly morphing into the fine animal we today call donkey. There is a 98% chance that a Live will have a few extra chromosomes aswell and a might fine and gigantic left little toe that could probably beat any mens penis size. Their belly buttons are also usually extraordinarily deep.
by TheOfficialPope August 10, 2021
Get the Livemug. Martha Stewart Living was a magazine and television program featuring entertaining and lifestyle expert Martha Stewart. Both the magazine and the television program focussed on lifestyle content and the domestic arts.
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
Get the Martha Stewart Livingmug. A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
Get the Live Oak Jr High Colorguardmug. by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023
Get the National beat the living fuck out of your best friend daymug. When a man bounces so hard on a penis or penis-like object that his own penis flies around in a cirkle like a fan.
by Freaky Ben May 3, 2025
Get the Living fanmug. This is when you lay the STINKIEST FART and some one who has SEVERE problems with NATURAL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS.
CONFLICT RESOLVEMENT:
Light your ASSH0LE ON FIRE!!!!
A GREAT TEST of ILLITERACY as KAMERON BROWN STARBUCKS was the test.
CONFLICT RESOLVEMENT:
Light your ASSH0LE ON FIRE!!!!
A GREAT TEST of ILLITERACY as KAMERON BROWN STARBUCKS was the test.
SO ANAL ALAN IS in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE APRIL 2009; at THE CORNERSTONE this loser's PSYCH CENTER AND ANAL ALAN blow'S wind naturally from HIS COLON and this BLACK PERSON says to me " I AM GOING YO KILL YOU."
FARTING LIVES MATTER needs to have you take the law into your own hands as just come down to your local POLICE STATION and we will give you the FLATULENT BURNERS for you to take care of your hateful business for this HUMAN BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION you just have trouble having around.
Oh by the way, in BLACK LIVES MATTER to all the ones in this MOVEMENT because KAMERON BROWN was another uneducated military person and his mother too, this PERSON DID NOT FIT INTO BLACK LIVES MATTER.
BUTT you can weed out more illiterate types as blow out of your ASSHOLE the smelliest FART and yell to their stupid faces...FARTING LIVES MATTER!!!!! AND what you gonna do about it STUPID FUCK!!!! , " THEY SAY, KILL YOU , and SWAT shoots them all dead AS THE KAMERON BROWN ACID TEST IS NOW IN FULL THROTTLE!!!!!
FARTING LIVES MATTER needs to have you take the law into your own hands as just come down to your local POLICE STATION and we will give you the FLATULENT BURNERS for you to take care of your hateful business for this HUMAN BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION you just have trouble having around.
Oh by the way, in BLACK LIVES MATTER to all the ones in this MOVEMENT because KAMERON BROWN was another uneducated military person and his mother too, this PERSON DID NOT FIT INTO BLACK LIVES MATTER.
BUTT you can weed out more illiterate types as blow out of your ASSHOLE the smelliest FART and yell to their stupid faces...FARTING LIVES MATTER!!!!! AND what you gonna do about it STUPID FUCK!!!! , " THEY SAY, KILL YOU , and SWAT shoots them all dead AS THE KAMERON BROWN ACID TEST IS NOW IN FULL THROTTLE!!!!!
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 8, 2022
Get the FARTING LIVES MATTERmug. A person with a narcissistic behavior mentality who has NOTHING to offer you but humiliation, laughter behind your back, discussions you've had with them privately are discussed with others, accuses you of doing things when you're not doing, and this narcissistic person is 100% insecure in themself.
Do not confront them about their behavior; YOU and they KNOW what's really going on---we all grown.
Once your INSTINCTS (i.e. your BOUNDARIES are CROSSED--no matter HOW small the boundary is) tells you to RUN---RUN and DON'T look back. Once you allow them to GET away with THIS...now they'll try for THAT and before you know it---your SELF-ESTEEM is being run over! Don't let it HAPPEN!
You are BETTER than to have to THURST for attention. Flip them off PROUDLY!!
Do not confront them about their behavior; YOU and they KNOW what's really going on---we all grown.
Once your INSTINCTS (i.e. your BOUNDARIES are CROSSED--no matter HOW small the boundary is) tells you to RUN---RUN and DON'T look back. Once you allow them to GET away with THIS...now they'll try for THAT and before you know it---your SELF-ESTEEM is being run over! Don't let it HAPPEN!
You are BETTER than to have to THURST for attention. Flip them off PROUDLY!!
a. Someone who sees you are happy with yourself/in yourself (whether you're SINGLE or MARRIED) and then tries to convince you that there's more to life than the person you're with (SINGLE or MARRIED).
b. Once they lower you to their level of manipulation---they IGNORE you (i.e. all CONTACT stops).
c. Run...what run when you hear the phrase "live for once" and don't look back.
d. Remember this---You are fine! When you hear the phrase "LIVE FOR ONCE!" You tell them "....and just keep enjoying the view of it"
---because they will NEVER have you and by the way; tell them to go find a small ROCK and CRAWL under it!
e. Gird your loins because you should not FALL for their stronghold (selfish tactics to have their way with you).
f. Don't do it.
b. Once they lower you to their level of manipulation---they IGNORE you (i.e. all CONTACT stops).
c. Run...what run when you hear the phrase "live for once" and don't look back.
d. Remember this---You are fine! When you hear the phrase "LIVE FOR ONCE!" You tell them "....and just keep enjoying the view of it"
---because they will NEVER have you and by the way; tell them to go find a small ROCK and CRAWL under it!
e. Gird your loins because you should not FALL for their stronghold (selfish tactics to have their way with you).
f. Don't do it.
by Redeemed October 16, 2013
Get the live for oncemug.