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Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."
by Term Definer March 30, 2024
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Jordan

An amazing girl. One you couldn’t even ask for because you didn’t know she could exist. She has gorgeous brown skin that’s perfectly matched by her beautiful, dark eyes. Her hair curls like there’s no tomorrow, and you can very easily get tangled up in it. She has a laugh that’s a little different, but it’s so adorable. The kind of laugh that you know means she is having the time of her life. She’s often reserved and very quiet, but when she opens up to you, your life won’t be the same. She is hopelessly romantic, and when she looks at you, you can see the love in her eyes. Her nose wrinkles in the cutest way when she laughs. She may be tiny, but she curves in the best ways. She fits like a puzzle piece. When she’s in the mood she’ll jump on you like an adorable little spider monkey, and she won’t let go no matter how hard you try. You can’t help but love her. And the more time you’re with her, the deeper in love you fall.
“Bro she’s so adorable
Indescribably so. She must be a Jordan
by Your dork❤️ November 24, 2021
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by jordan092617 April 4, 2021
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IM AM A GIRL NOT A BOY YOU STUPID “Jordan” DEFINITIONS
Girl: hey is that a Jordan?
Gorl: yeah
Girl: he kinda looks feminine but he-
Gorl: I’m goku now
by Don’tuseurrealname January 17, 2022
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Jordan is a fat little annoying 30 year old red head that has no ankles
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Sexy handsome perfect good smelling sweet kind dominant smart a literal genius creative girlfriend obsessed amazing good music taster gangster Toronto manz real badmanz good in bed protective strong
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
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