jacob

a guy who will not let u win in cup pong darts and anything else on i message games. he is also scared of bombs.

jacob is so cool

by paigewazny October 15, 2019

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Jacob

A Fat Ass that benches 225 and has a big penis

Damn Jacob Lookin huge just as big as his cock

by FasterBtw July 2, 2022

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In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

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Jacob

He’s an arrogant douche type who thinks he’s all that and that he deserves the perfect woman when he has no right to expect that much. He is experienced and can be attractive but has been accused of having an old look to his face. He is a confusing guy who never understands his own feelings let alone anyone else’s. He speaks Spanish and likes to acknowledge his superiority over others at work and in a social setting

Jacob, why are you an arrogant bastard? But also kinda cute...

by Hayls August 4, 2019

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jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.

Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is

by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018

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