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White Mom

A cishet, middle to upper class, white woman who works hard to maintain a salon groomed and manicured appearance. Systems function to serve her in airing her grievances, and she uses this power for insignificant stuff that perpetually serves only herself with major blinders as to the human suffering and condition of others, in fact she would not want to talk about it.
I'm surprised your mom is at the Communities United Against Police Brutality rally, Jayden. I always thought she was such a White Mom.
by WingedTarantula November 8, 2021
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lily white

conventional, uninteresting, status quo, unadventurous -- often used to describe suburban US white characteristics.
"Man, that burrito was all beans and cheese -- it was so lily white."
by Greenpoint February 11, 2006
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White Wedding

This is an addendum to your existing definitions. W.W. is junky parlance for the moment they untie the torniquet, their blood backs into the syringe glass and blends with the heroin mixture prior to the moment of injection.
Self explanatory. It's what Billy Idol really means. Great song by the way. "It's a nice day for a white wedding."
by Schombacher December 12, 2007
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matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear
"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"
by high hill lil February 22, 2009
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White crash

White Crash: Refers to the sadly memorable couple, Tareq and Michaele Salahi, who attended the White House state dinner uninvited.
Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We are so devastated by all of you calling as crashers. Shame on you! We are not white trash nor white crash'

(shame on them)
by papiuch December 2, 2009
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White Knight

A guy who is overprotective of a girl with the hope of sleeping with her.
Why is he such a ****ing white knight? Does he think he'll actually get laid?
by NotMe( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 28, 2017
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White Jamussian

A white russian made with banana nesquik. Some say the name arose from the Jamaican banana influence and the russians vodka. I think this is a load of old codswallop.... tasty codswallop.
Get in the kitchen and make me a damn white jamussian fool.
by Honky tonk Jamussian November 27, 2006
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