A man nuts the size of watermelons. When he walks in a room all the woman swoon, but he kisses the homies instead cuz that's just sick as heck dude.
Wow how does Dylan keep his pants on with those behemoth nuts of his
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
by Mynameisntdylanatall November 23, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. by Mrsavage6969 September 5, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.
by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan hu is the biggest rizzler in the whole village of Deerfield. Girls basically drool on his cock. He gets so many bitches Dylan is practically swimming in pussy. He also plays for the wow factor baseball team. He’s a insane catcher. His favorite throwing partner is Connor Ettin also known as the main offender of Cole. Dylan is a titty lover.
by Creamer420 December 20, 2023
Get the Dylan Humug. On of the cutest boys on the planet. Not only will Dylan be your best friend but an amazing boyfriend. Dylan is always there for you no matter what. He most likely will be popular but, he doesn’t act like it. He loves playing sports and hanging out with his friends. Dylan is great at giving advice will always take his friends side. Love you Dylan’s out there. If you have a friend names Dylan, keep him!!
You know, Dylan is my best friend. He always knows how to cheer me up when I’m sad and I love him so much.
by cupcakes723 October 10, 2020
Get the dylanmug. by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018
Get the dylan hirtlemug.