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dark asf

Typically a tall black guy with the name of Reginald who is similiar in color to charcoal.
by Ryan Wise April 28, 2016
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dark dicked

(V) the act of getting penetrated, smothered in liquid or just generally violated by a unnaturally dark colored penis
Joe P dark dicked that girl. Was she 18?
by Jumper cables July 30, 2016
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dark snark

Snarky female with a depressed dark world view. Basically the character Daria from the MTV show Daria.
Anything Daria says is an example of dark snark “My biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream.”
by Flanders292 May 3, 2018
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Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.
Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!
by augoose January 30, 2018
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dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.
John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.
by nebjeb February 6, 2018
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Dark Hydrak

Dark Hydrak is the dragon god of the Universe and Darkness itself. He is in a constant battle against Illumibiind (his opposite) is the god of light and the Universe. Illumibiind wishes to destroy the Universe and Dark Hydrak wishes to save it. They have different forms, which change their names. Dark Hydrak's lower form is Hydrak. Illumibiind's lower form is Biind. It is legend that you can find Hydrak himself. In a secluded place on the planet. The journey starts with these three links: discord.gg/YwEeddP, discord.gg/acknXFb, discord.gg/qGkmsTp. Good luck traveler.
He acts like he is Dark Hydrak himself!
by Dark Hydrak May 5, 2018
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Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)
I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.
by darkdial January 6, 2017
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