the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
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