Fist Daddy

n. When one is being fisted in the vagina or butthole for sexual pleasure by their biological father.

I just so happened to find a Fist Daddy on Craigslist and he turned out to be my real father.

I couldn't call you back because I was being Fist Daddied.

by ChickentendersRock January 12, 2017

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daddy airlines

when you sneeze and your dads ashes fly away and you never see them again

mom:where is your dad
Timmy: daddy airlines

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

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daddy yeet

One of the best reaction commentators on this planet. Waaaaay better than BigBake.

person one: who's your favorite youtuber?
person two: daddy yeet of course

by Not Daddy Yeet September 10, 2018

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daddy aj

Daddy Aj is really good in bed . They are nice and they are players . But if you get with a daddy Aj , be a freaky loyal girlfriend or I promise you , you will get played . 😈

Daddy Aj is so good in bed . 🤧🍆 The best one I seen so far is @ajbool on Instagram !! Get You A Daddy' Aj !!! 😈

by @ajbool on Instagram March 15, 2017

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Swan Daddy

The thing everybody used to call me in elementary and still do

Every Kid: Hey its swan daddy
Me: for fucks sake

by Cytoria November 21, 2018

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A Group of Guys/Friends Finish in a cup and mix it together, they find a Host/Girl and impregnate her. She gets a paternity test and can ask only one guy. With a contract

(Due to contract signing she cant ask the other guys for a test.)

Hey lisa wanna play daddy Roulette?

Lisa "sure"

Friends " finish in cup and fill her up"
Doctor:" you pregnant lisa"
Lisa "I think its you Jared"
Test: "Jared is not the Father"
Friends: Yell in Joy.

by Profection November 11, 2018

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