James- Hey Emily, here is my hoodie
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day
by yournationaldaygirl April 20, 2022

Lily: I think i have a crush on him! *asks for his number*
him: *gives her his #*
*they start talking*
him, at 11:58pm: hey, baby. send pics?
him: *gives her his #*
*they start talking*
him, at 11:58pm: hey, baby. send pics?
by baby_hufflepuff October 29, 2019

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

by jesus he January 1, 2022

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

When you have a crush on Wesley, and your afraid to tell him how you REALLY feel about him, because your scared he will reject you, crushing on Wesley is also ALOT of flirting and giving him hints. But he doesn’t seem to get them all the time.
by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021
