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On April 21st is national give your crush a hoodie day. So give your crush or gf a hoodie
James- Hey Emily, here is my hoodie
Emily- What is this for?
James- It is national give your crush your hoodie day
by yournationaldaygirl April 20, 2022
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crush

an episode of emotion where you fall for someone but it turns out they were probably just an f-boy
Lily: I think i have a crush on him! *asks for his number*
him: *gives her his #*
*they start talking*
him, at 11:58pm: hey, baby. send pics?
by baby_hufflepuff October 29, 2019
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Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards
by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016
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Crush

Someone who gives you a constant erection and want to ruin.
by jesus he January 1, 2022
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Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
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crushing on wesley

When you have a crush on Wesley, and your afraid to tell him how you REALLY feel about him, because your scared he will reject you, crushing on Wesley is also ALOT of flirting and giving him hints. But he doesn’t seem to get them all the time.
I’m totally crushing on Wesley 😘
by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021
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