cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

Cow

Your mother

Your mother is a cow

by anonymous February 21, 2022

Cow Tipping

Having sexual intercourse with an exceedingly fat, ugly girl.

“Bad times yo - Dwayne hasn’t got his end away in over a month and had to resort to some ‘Cow Tipping’ last weekend.”

by Gully Mouse March 27, 2015

Canned cow

this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter

stop being a canned cow

by jsjsjahah June 5, 2022

Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

Any Pro-Trump supporters who use the term “Trump Derangement Syndrome to attack anyone who is anti-Trump.

Ruby got called out for having Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus by her friend ,Becky ,after Ruby said that she had Trump Derangement Syndrome .

by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022

Cow Juice

One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.

Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?

by TwoBearsAndCowJuice March 20, 2024

More than one way to skin a cow

No one wears cats, but many people wear cows.

Barb's back was up against the wall since all her solutions to fixing her problems were failing. However, she grit her teeth and continued to problem solve, thinking to herself, "There is more than one way to skin a cow."

by Highly educated April 8, 2022