You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.
Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.
by Rufus the pirate October 10, 2017
Get the canadian short stackmug. by enridr November 15, 2022
Get the Canadian Englishmug. by Thejoeywright April 6, 2020
Get the Canadian snowplowmug. In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
by KimmyGold November 9, 2015
Get the canadian mounted policemug. by The Canada king July 26, 2022
Get the Canadian Kingmug. by Sushidog November 24, 2019
Get the Canadian tonemug. Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by anonymous March 17, 2023
Get the Canadian Beer Wizardmug.