Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Band day

This takes place on December 3rd what you do is write your 2 favorite bands on your knuckles to show your love for that band!

Hey!! It’s band day!!!

by ThatFoxAtMidnight :3 November 28, 2019

Alex Band

The world’s best male vocalist. An amazing person. The gold standard of male perfection.

The world needs to hear more Alex Band.

by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025

Band

Home, the best place ever, where your family is, etc. Band is where you can truly be you, and get to know your new found family. All the best instruments play in band, such as alto saxophones, trumpets, and percussion. Band trips and concerts are the best fun you’ll ever have. If you are thinking of joining band, do it! It’s very addictive and super fun. You’ll learn how to cooperate, work hard, practice, and work together with your peers! Alto saxophone is the ultimate instrument and you should definitely start playing it.

Person: Are you in Band?
Band Kid: yes, and it’s my home.

by Chaotic Saxophone Player May 26, 2024

The Best Band Ever

weezer

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever”
Person 2: “True!”

by weezyweez November 25, 2022

thot band

Promiscuous individualist or a large group of hoes.

Oh look it’s the thot bands.

by Evette March 10, 2018

Boss Band

Those really gay hippie bands people wear across their foreheads.

often it's really a hairband around their heads...

tell tale clues of these tools? the red marks around their heads that remain after removal.

Yo what's that hair thing doing around Christie's head?

- Oh, that? It's a Boss Band.

by themadster May 19, 2010