AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

kool aids

when you have aids that are cool kind of like freckles

wow man i have dem kool aids

by umm i got dem cool aids February 22, 2018

kool aid man

a god of almost unlimited power that can travel through dimensions. can only be destroyed by shaggy at infinity percent power

"the rip in space time was made by kool aid man"

by koolaidman_real November 15, 2019

aids

aids (alot of intellegent dogs) is when your dog i smarter than an average dog. it is like std( super trained dog) they are good for protecting the owner.

person 1: my uncle gave me aids
person 2: my grandpa gave me std.

by mwad_is_a_monkey June 1, 2023

Ster-Aids

When something as bad as aids has elevated to the point that it seems like it's on steroids.

Compared to covid-19, covid-20 is going to be Ster-Aids.

by FakeKetchupb January 13, 2021

bum aids

a sexually transmitted disease known as bum aids coming from hiv how ever you can only get this by having sex with a ranga comonly known as a fat peice of shit you can die idk

guy: just fucked a male ranga
obama: yep u got bum aids

by rangaman July 17, 2021

aids

elijah and hunter

hunterr gave elijah aids 2

by Ssjd October 5, 2018