50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

daddae.. aids

Calling someone daddy in a peppa pig voice the said aids also in a peppa pig voice.

him: “call me daddy”
me: (in a peppa pig voice) “daddae.. aids”

by daddypeppa213 March 5, 2020

ugh aids

What many people say when they fail a test or experience a similar feeling.

Dude 1: UGH AIDS
Dude 2: What? Why are you shouting?
Dude 1: I FAILED MY TEST!!!!!11
DUDE 2: WHAT SERIOUSLY? THAT'S LITERALLY CANCER, SHIT

by toast. ggwp March 17, 2017

Fish aids

Fish aids is a type of AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency syndrome) Which rarely is contracted after having sexual relations with any kind of live fish.

Guy one: "Damn bro... I got fish aids from last weekend."

Guy two: "I told you to wear a condom."

by lemoncello January 14, 2025

jop aids

a decease called jop, niveau 3

i think i have jop aids and i am going to niveau 3

by Jop Aids April 6, 2017

chu aid

piece of bark

chu aid also known as a piece of bark

by woolworths plastic bag October 4, 2022

Mr. Aids

Mr. Aids is a funny dude who likes giving people AIDS.

Hello Mr. Aids! We want to fuck you!

by GeeknerdDefinitions March 9, 2022