matt lipari

held the title for the funniest person in the world for about 3 years

hey did you hear what she said? shes a total matt lipari

by auxferd October 29, 2023

Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink

Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?

by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets

Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony

by Josh poole November 27, 2014

Matte

Ships to bffs and starts calling the girl protective when they just bffs

Omg shes such a matte she always ships bffs

by Ashley YT June 24, 2021

Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014

Matt

A very nice guy with a dick that is the definition of pleasure. He will make any girl have a great night given the chance.

Hey look it’s Matt. He’s a nice guy.

by Crokkedundee November 21, 2021