A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
Get the Mommy Pee breakmug. When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.
by ChopoPork July 31, 2021
Get the friend breakmug. National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
Get the National break up daymug. by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
Get the Reality Breakingmug. by MrLix March 8, 2021
Get the Breakmug. The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.
by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011
Get the Spam breakmug. Joe: lets play mariokart!
Frank: im going to need a buhda break first.
Frank: you wanna take a buhda break?
Frank: im going to need a buhda break first.
Frank: you wanna take a buhda break?
by mrganja September 15, 2010
Get the buhda breakmug.