A beautiful group chat of stupid people. It usually consists of a sad lesbian, the sarcastic aesthetic one and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor Swift 💕
“Oh my god, this trio I know are such an aesthetic mess but super hot 🥵”
“Oh they’re probably chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗”
“Oh they’re probably chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗”
by Chaotic little shit #3 July 2, 2021
Get the Chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗mug. 1. An incomplete hunk of fecal matter.
2. Only a part of an entire bowl movement.
3. An actual part of a shit.
4. A person, place or thing that is not a whole turd.
2. Only a part of an entire bowl movement.
3. An actual part of a shit.
4. A person, place or thing that is not a whole turd.
Karl Marx was an evil shit. Alicia Garza, Patrisse Cullors, and Opal Tometi are all Marxist piece of shit.
by SHANKS ANATHEMAS April 15, 2022
Get the Piece of Shitmug. by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018
Get the shit fuck titty cockmug. When 2 elements combine to provide disorder and extreme shitness at the same time. Typically leads to catastrophic results however in rare cases (10000:1 chance) the elements blend seamlessly to create a force to be reckoned with.
by Ze Germans. March 5, 2021
Get the Crazy Shitmug. The way a woman determines whether or not the man makes the cut. A psychological dig or jab. Can be conscious or unconscious. The superficial goal is to get the man triggered. The underlying objective is to see him win, either by showing conviction or apathy to her cute little game. The frequency and consistency of his passing will be inversely related to her frequency of shit testing him.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
“What y’all doin Friday? Me and Aubrie found this dope joint…cheap ass drinks and shrimp tacos are fireee”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
by NggaDicChnk August 13, 2024
Get the Shit Testmug. by janell benboe April 18, 2010
Get the shit shakinmug. Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.
by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016
Get the Shit-tonmug.