dick buzzard

Bitches and hoes that wait around for ones women to leave her current dick to swoop on and become a cum guzzler... Or try....

Tiffany brink was the biggest Dick Buzzard even though she thinks she is a lesbian.

by The one 1981 November 19, 2017

Glass Dick

It’s the paraphernalia you use to smoke meth in!!

Hey you want to suck on my glass Dick??

by ChadM45 November 20, 2017

these dicks

From the italian exclamation "Sti cazzi!". Used to denote astonishment.

Person 1:"Yesterday i won 10000 Euros!"
You:"These dicks!"

by Maxys November 20, 2017

Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017

Dick

1.The pee pee organ of the male that becomes hard when horny

2.A person who is a jerk to anyone

1."My dick is damn hard right now"
"Are you horny babe?"
2."He's being a total dick"

by yellowpork6969 November 23, 2017

Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.

She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.

by Lildval November 24, 2017

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017