shut your cockpocket

Close your mouth.Close your legs.

Just shut your cockpocket.

by H*iiii August 6, 2018

Your words are as empty as your soul

Someone who speaks lies or says something irrational

Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"

by Dresden06 January 13, 2023

I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

What's Your Name?

A more polite way of saying "Who the fuck are you?"

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Dragon.
Person 1: What an interesting name! Dragon who?
Person 2: Dragon deez nuts across yo face!

by Ice Crew Germ Other June 6, 2024

Swearing On your Mother

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.

If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.

H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: [phone] is her number

(Swearing On your Mother)

by Iblah January 12, 2022

tap your jug

Put the jug on when someone asks for a hot drink such as a coffee or a tea

Hey mum I will go tap your jug

by Olivetreeee July 14, 2023

Before You Start Your Day

A twenty øne piløts song. Also the most fucking underrated song ever

Person 1: My favorite tøp song is Stressed Out
Person 2: Mine is Car Radio
Person 1: How bout you Person 3?
Person 3: Before You Start Your Day
Person 1 & 2: Ew that song sucks
Person 3: what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

by real_mrbreast June 9, 2025