Spare a pod day

December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs.

“Hey can I have a pod”

“Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”

by Bellygoose December 18, 2019

judgement day

how 2020 ends

honey why are those nukes coming towards the city on new years eve? oh wait its judgement day

by jjsjsjjsjsjsjjsjsj December 9, 2020

kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

National No game Day

This is the day all boys have to get off there damn games and show the girls attention .

Crystal :Damn why he so dry girl ?
Me : Don’t worry it’s National no game day

by Laiyla June 12, 2020

Great grandma day

Great grandma day is a day of the year that you appreciate your great grandma. Get her a gift because it her day!!

Girl: what is today?
Boy: ITS GREAT GRANDMA DAY! GO GIVE HER A PRESENT

by fun2736 July 10, 2023

Slap Ignorant Men Day

On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.

Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"

Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"

by hapford March 24, 2021

National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”

by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023