Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom

Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa

by Unahya December 12, 2020

Mashed my beans

When someone/something murks your good vibes to a point where there’s no more vibes to be murked

Bro, you really just mashed my beans!

by Michel Scottttt December 13, 2020

ball sack in my anus

Ball sack inserted into the asshole

Yo you’re walking a little funny what’s wrong?

I’m just trying ball sack in my anus

by AlfredGyra December 15, 2020

tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.

Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”

by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020

Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

Peel my tangerine s

Someone whos nan has had consterpation and then exploded because they did naughty white powder then flew to chine and jumped of a chair then had a heart attack

"Man you are a peel my tangerine s" said the man to the high man

by Vzbsjsjsvvdjshsvxjskqndbch December 17, 2020

word to my sketchers

it’s basically like “word to my crocs” but with sketchers

Me: “Word to my sketchers bitch!”

by BigM8V3NCrip December 17, 2020