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dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
by lucacola March 14, 2018
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Tazer dick

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!
by grimpin1 March 16, 2018
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Dick

An informal slang term for the male genitals or an insult to a to a person (especially a man) who acts unkind or dastardly. It is also a short-form for "Richard".
1. "I sucked my homie's dick all night long." (no homo)

2. "The bartender was being such a dick last night when he cursed my drunk friend out."

3. "My friend Richard prefers to be called 'Dick'."
by SodQuaff May 11, 2018
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dick pack

Garbage grade weed usually sold by scum bags named Tommy who live in rich people neighborhoods who have a cop as their father. This weed will drive you crazy and is completely overpriced.
Sheldon: Should I cop off tommy after school?
Jerome: Hell nah nigga tommy got that dick pack and his dads an opp.
by urban dickshunhairy March 19, 2018
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dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.
I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,
by moongorilla March 18, 2018
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Courtesy Dick

When a movie or TV show with frequent nudity will throw in a dick scene every once in awhile to appease the female viewers.
BF: Eww, you didn't tell me there was going to be a naked dude in this movie!
GF: Ok seriously, we've seen like 50 boobs already. About time they threw in some courtesy dick.
by snail_trail May 12, 2018
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018
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