cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

The Ghost Of Sparta Is Your Mothers Back

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The Ghost Of Sparta Is Your Mothers Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Your Mom

That sexy bitch I be fucking.

"Hey who you be fucking?"

"Your Mom."

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Worms on your tongue

A more flavorful way of saying “baited breath”.. Thanks to my grandfather, Gordon F Baxter Jr, for painting that picture in my vocabulary💕

“Tell me, Tell Me…Youve got worms on your tongue!!”

by Chugglenuts May 23, 2025

Flip Your Patties

The act of playing boobs like a pair of big bouncy bongos

I will flip your patties while you play my dong like a gong

by MandM Productions July 25, 2021

Your mom

Fat

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023