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shit

- Did you kill your life in that shit?
- You mean vcmp? Yeah, long time ago...
by Anonymous1933 December 28, 2023
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cat shit vinegar

A group chat that includes a wide array of people who start off acquaintances and slowly become homies. This group chat is a mongoloid of funny people and things. The groups will one day destroy the world, including noa as their first murder. They praise a god named Simon.
"Oh shit look at them! It's cat shit vinegar!"

"Omg they're so cool, I wanna be them!!"
by hi loser. April 2, 2020
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Shit Test

The way a woman determines whether or not the man makes the cut. A psychological dig or jab. Can be conscious or unconscious. The superficial goal is to get the man triggered. The underlying objective is to see him win, either by showing conviction or apathy to her cute little game. The frequency and consistency of his passing will be inversely related to her frequency of shit testing him.

Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.

Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.

Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
“What y’all doin Friday? Me and Aubrie found this dope joint…cheap ass drinks and shrimp tacos are fireee”

“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”

“Why what happened?”

“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”

“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
by NggaDicChnk August 13, 2024
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shit factor

N. The opposite of an "it factor". The undefinable quality that makes some one unlikable.
Ben Affleck's shit factor is off the charts
by JoeStizzy March 11, 2017
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Shit

Shit is from the ass. A nice gift for christmas. It can be red grey brown red or rainbow 🌈. Kids love it. I made a brown.
by Shityasswhore June 4, 2018
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shit shakin

its a slang word for Im not scared..or im not shakin
john doe i wanna fiqht you...jane doe..aint shit shakin, but the leaves on the tress
by janell benboe April 18, 2010
mugGet the shit shakinmug.

Shit

I am shit
by klokhuis March 10, 2022
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