Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya May 11, 2018

Shit-walkin

The type of word used when someone can talk the talk but cant walk the talk.

Someone who runs their mouth but can't back it up.

He's over there talking all that talk and not bringin it where I'm at ... that's shit-walkin

by M.Szymanski January 20, 2024

Pizza shit

You eat so much pizza you end up bed ridden and in pain until you finally explode a few times in runny stinky shittiness

Boy 1: “man I took the biggest pizza shit this morning”
Boy 2: “ I hope you flushed for you sisters sake”
Boy 1: “I’ll be back!!!”

by TheFruitOfSorrow March 22, 2021

Hickey Shits

The shits that come shortly after eating at the hickey dining hall. Usually very lose and wet. And can last up to half an hour

Oh fuck me, the Hickey Shits are hitting!

by Bigdorlandi October 3, 2020

Shit

1. The actual fece(s) of an animal or human

2. The action of having to poop

3. Objects, things, or belongings
4. A verbal way of expressing emotion

1. "There's shit on my lawn ."

2. "Sorry, I have to go take a shit."

3. It took Sam hours to put away all of his shit.

4. -" Holy shit, that's amazing!"

-"Ah shit, what did you do this time?"

by NOVA_KILL July 17, 2019

Shit dyke

Essentially your asshole which is holding back a sea of shit from flooding your pants

Excuse me for a moment it seems the shit dyke is about to bust

by Jayfromthe5thdimension October 3, 2022