Camel Toe Jam

When a woman has feminine debris left over in her frontal vagina fold. The debris could be load chunk due to dirty beave, dried blood, or a flaky skin discharge associated with skin problems/rash.

Damn I went down on this girl and she had so much camel toe jam that I had to floss my mouth 4 times after she left.

Damn girl, I aint gonna eat that, go clean that jam out of your camel toe, bitch.

by Friedolays November 4, 2009

Turkish Toe In The Hole

An unhuman use of one's big toe, as they proceed to force penetration into somebody's rectum. This is done without consultation.

"I used the Turkish Toe In The Hole on my cat"
"cool"
"high five"

by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006

Toe suck fairy

if you are a toe suck fairy you have a small micro willy and a gaping bumhole from maurice kelly, your ginger and a god at fortnite, mother theresa makes leathal dinner and jackie kelly eats her son jacks asshole

Jack get over here now till i eat ya bum (toe suck fairy)

by Darcon May 31, 2020

Mukilteo Toe Jam

The act of ejaculating on your big toe after receiving oral sex, and then inserting the toe into a girl's anus.

Last night I gave her the Mukilteo Toe Jam.

by Str4yD0g June 24, 2008

monkey toe bullshit

verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.

"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"

by alexxx April 23, 2006

Long Life Toe

When your "index" toe is longer than your "big" toe. It's been said that people with "Long Life Toes" tend to live longer than the average person.

"Hey,

woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"

by MOFO98769 February 16, 2010

Stub toe health

In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death

Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"

by cowboys24fan January 29, 2015