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Friend Zone

women's secret code for "you are not getting any of my booty or boobs."
for the people that get friendzoned,sad for them.now go cry in in your sleep and buy a body pillow.
john's crush:hey john could you tie my shoelaces?
john:of course!*ties shoelaces*
john's crush:oh thank you!you are such a good FRİEND (the word of destruction
john sees his friends
goes to talk with them
john's friends:dude you got friend zone 'd
by potatoma March 29, 2017
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hose zone

The mysterious place where your sock goes leaving a single instead of a pair.
After doing laundry today I noticed I had 5 socks come out without a mate. Where did those socks go? The "Hose Zone".
by Clean freak November 21, 2013
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zoned

A slang word used when something is crazy or unbelievable. Used often in place of the word “crazy.”
damn, that’s zoned!
“Hey did you hear that a famous person is performing tonight?” “Nah man, you serious? That’s mad zoned!”
“That party last week was fricken zoned.” “Real.”
by MangoMangoMarigold December 21, 2023
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danger zone chest

Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"
by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014
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French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.
"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"
by Claire Richard January 2, 2025
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Fuck-zone

The area on a woman's body from her stomach to thighs and everything in between. Includes the hips and ass. Everything you grab onto during fucking.
That bitch has a real thick fuck-zone.
by Daddy long long October 9, 2016
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Diva-zoned

Similar to "friend-zoned," its the gay equivalent of when a gay man doesn't want to be intimate with another gay man but still wishes to remain friends; essentially, they only wish to "kiki" with one another.
Friend 1: So whatever happened between Samual and Jonathan?
Friend 2: Oh girl didn't you hear? Jonathan wasn't interested in Samual like that; they're still friends tho
Friend 1: Omg, he got diva-zoned?
Friend 2: Yes mam!
by iamanotuhire July 19, 2024
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