Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

Shit ring

A nasty wore out and abused asshole usually of a pornstar or a anal sex lover with a gaped asshole

Damn look at that bitch i bet she has a shit ring ya it looks like a chewed up piece of bubblegum

by Anal disease December 23, 2017

ring kiss

It is a kiss in the mouth between members of La Cosa Nostra, means that you have fallen in disgrace before the eyes of the capo, which lengthens the meaning of death.

So is this is a “ring kiss” or a “good bye”?

by paconaranjo January 7, 2018

Ring of fire

When Dante is in the shower and Blake grant urinates on him while he is cleansing himself.

After the game Dante was taking a shower and Blake grant performs the ring of fire.

by Blakeybones January 14, 2018

Ring Toss

It’s when a guy and a girl are having sex, the man is standing and holding the girl up. Another man is standing 5-10 feet away facing them with his erect penis in a glory hole. The man holding the girl tries to throw her and land the girl on the guys penis through the glory hole.

I tried the ring toss at Danny’s last night, the doctors could not reattach my penis.

by Kyle Barte January 2, 2020